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Copy & Paste Wrestling News: Brie Bella May Retire, John Cena May Return, And More Stuff You've Already Heard

2/15/2016

 
Almost every wrestling website copies news and rumors reported elsewhere. So now, we are joining in on the racket.

The best part is: we are so low on the radar that nobody is going to bother us about our sources. We're living the American Internet Dream.
John Cena tweeted the following:
Gamble: take risky action in hope of a desired result. Time to gamble I think. It's gonna be a risky next two weeks #LaceUp #nevergiveup
Big Match John alluded to either going through with an experimental surgery or a different innovative recovery program. Perhaps, he's just going to take some HGH.

This is all in a desperate hope to make the card for Wrestlemania featuring WWE's depleted roster and returning elders.

If John does return in time, he'll continue his pastime of annihilating an upcoming new heel. Are there any left on the roster other than Braun Strowman? I think not; what a barn-burner that will be.
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Brie Bella may be following her husband on the way towards retirement. Set to face Charlotte for the Divas Championship, her match at Fast Lane has everything pointing to a swan song finish.

With her sister Nikki recovering from neck surgery and her loving Daniel Bryan Danielson forced away from wrestling, it makes sense for her to end it here. Legitimately, she accomplished all that she could in WWE's limited Divas division.

Here are some other bits of news you probably read on Twitter this morning:
  • Dudley Boyz are working as faces on live event shows, because consistency is important.
  • Stephen Amell (who plays a superhero on television) and Stardust (who is a legitimate athlete and public figure) reignited their feud at Comic Con. Reportedly, plants serving as nerds were in attendance.
  • Jerry Lawler wants to open a wrestling-themed restaurant in Memphis. Every Monday at 8pm, they will serve a dish labelled The Heart Attack Special.
  • Vince McMahon had to be talked out of firing Titus O'Neil. Apparently, being touched by a black man on the arm is enough to make the old-closeted-homosexual-racist upset.
That's it for the news I copied from other websites onto this one. If I had forgotten anything, it's because the internet hasn't falsely reported anything since I last checked.

Right click, left click "Paste" by Jacob Stachowiak

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